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Travelogues
I travel so you don't have to.
Thank-God-I'm-Homelogues
I stay at home so you don't have to.
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The whole situation was redolent of the Duel in the Sun of the 1982 Boston Marathon, except that was between the two front-runners—champion athletes both—whereas I was now competing for 100,000th place against a cross-dressing cartoon character.
~ 26.2 (miles) at 27.8 (years) in 3:07 (doom)
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