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"Young ladies today are so shallow, Lady Barouche. They care only for superficialities, such as intelligence, kindness, and beauty. True, these have been denied your son, but charms he possesses—such as large teeth and a shell collection—seem not to sway them." ~ Mrs. Chaisse, Longston Park