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Physicists are the golden children of science; the Institute gives them the longest fellowships--three to five years--and the nicest housing. Mathematicians are the bastard stepkids; they get one-year fellowships and have to find their own lodging, often made out of cardboard. Historians are permitted at the Institute only that the mathematicians will have someone to mock. ~ Physics Prom